In the words of a man that I hold in the highest regards, the Great Taxi Bill......"Bbbbbbb-iiiiii-ttttt-cccc-hhhhh"......Welcome My Friends, to Gonzo Radio!
Since birth, weird things have found a way of migrating my way! My parents told me they found me under a rock wehn I was just a kid.......I never really believed it, 'cause they said the same thing to my brother...and what are the chances of a couple young hippies finding two baby's under rocks? I digress......When I was just a couple days old, I got spinal meningitis or something, which caused one of my eye muscles to be kinda screwy, (especially when I'm about 3 Crown's deep).....so if you see me at the bar and it looks like I'm constantly staring at your girls hot rack.....pay me no attention, it's the disease working...as far as you know!
From the time I was 3 until I was around 10, all my parent's friends insisted on calling me The Milkman, because neither of my folks got red hair, so of course the automatic assumption is that my Mom boinked a red-headed milkman who probably shoved me under that rock I was rescued from.
After that, I left and joined the Peace Corps. Well, it wasn't the 'real' Peace Corps...it was more like a group of hillbillies with 3 foot beards, who pooped on the ground, spit out their 'baccy juice all day, and who grew a ton of ganja in the woods. But it was definitely as peaceful as one could expect! After the PoPo decided our brand of peace wasn't to be grown in their neck o' the woods, I hung up my green thumb, and picked up a microphone!
For the record:
I've never been banned from The Elks Lodge like you might have heard!
I do not have tourette's syndorme, but I am prone to yelling!
She told me she was 18...wait, that's Douche's Bio! oops!
I've been known to ask women if they'v ever had objects lodged in their uvula!
Brusselsprouts can suck my Jolly Green Giant Ass!
No, that was NOT me climbing out of your Mother's window last night!
I'm not a fan of organized politics or religions....hypocrites and lying bureaucrats are the
bain of my existense.
I get a lot of people wanting to know all kinds of stuff about me. Where do I like to eat? What club's do I love? Who pours the best drinks? So, I thought I'd share some of my favorite dives and places around town.
Clubs: Hands down, Floyd's on West Tennessee. No better staff in town, and no better place to see killer bands up close and personal.
Drinks: See Clubs section! Amber, Buddy, and the crew at Floyd's pour a mean drink! My fellas over at The Irish Pub know a thing or two about boozin' it up too!
Restaurant: Nino's on the Parkway! It's outside the craziness of downtown and around the school's, and the food and service are really, really worth a short 10 minute drive down Apalachee.
Bookstore: Bail over to Border's and see the Good Reverend Doctor...he'll take care of ya!
Shopping: I hate shopping. Don't ever ask me about shopping.
Liquor Store: I'm kinda partial to the Winn-Dixie Liquor Store on Park....right down the road from the Hizzy! And good prices on Crown!
Anything else ya wanna know.....E-mail me. I always look forward to hearin' from you all!
